Before I start to take you on my epic journey....

There are a few things you need to know about me. I literally live the most awkward life. At least one thing happens to me a day where I have to stop and say to myself "why me?" The thing is, I'm not sure why me, but in most instances, whether I deserve it or not, I seem to get the sort end of the stick. I think that it is now time for the world to be exposed to my usually-every-day life, which normally turns out to be completely hilarious. I'm going to write on here everyday, and hopefully get a few laughs out of it. Truth is, I need a hobby, and why not let everyone in on what I like to call, my perfectly hilarious, awkward life. I hope you enjoy.